> install body mod because the default shoulders
> wait somethings not right here
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
THis is how great me and Zombricorn are, we were giving nicknames to our friends and like this happened.
ikara - Omg then they can be gezzizzle ahhhhhh
Zombricorn - I’m sure Snoop Dog would approve of this
ikara - Omg it will be the fiff day of chrizzle
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
As the prime and primal sign of the Zodiac, Aries finds pleasure in raw and high-adrenaline experiences. They can count musky scents, bed knocking (as in knocking the bed against the wall, floor and, if really gifted, the ceiling), morning sex, hair-pulling and wrestling among their fetishes.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Drawn to sensual experiences, Taureans want to have the whole enchilada in any encounter. They tend to enjoy the big and beautiful, anything involving food and sex, deep kissing, hickies (as Taurus rules the neck), and of course, chocolate.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
The busiest sign of the zodiac zips into full throttle thrills by fixating on objects and activities that move fast and furious. You can count on them keeping their short-spanned attention on a pair of hands, oral sex, lipstick, tickling, high-speed sex, sex toys and witty banter.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
You’ll stroke a Cancer’s fetish bone if you have anything that reminds them of feeling loved. They tend to adore breasts, leather (since it hugs the body), nipple-play, belly-rubbing, fur, sucking, role-playing as an airline attendant or nurse, and hotel rooms – giving them that home-away-from-home feeling.
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
Primal pomp and ceremony and some measure of exhibitionism are what make a Leo’s mane stand on end. So they love long or big hair, biting, scratching, flirting, sex on the beach, bragging and strip teasing.
Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
The ancients used to call Virgo a sign of bondage. Of course, in modern times we talk about feeling like a slave at our workplace. However, in the realm of fetishes, bondage might still apply. Virgos find puddles of bliss in submission, latex, doctor/nurse role play, masks, handcuffing, lingerie and thongs
Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
The body part commonly associated with Libra is the buttocks. That gives us a big clue to Libra’s fetish. They enjoy spanking and butt play. But anything that deals with role playing and switching things up also appeals to the sign of the scales. This would include S/M, cross-dressing and dressing up.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
As a sign, Scorpio isn’t afraid of the dark, or pushing the pleasure envelope. So it finds caverns of delight in bondage, body odor, dungeon play, sex in and around water, semi-public sex (think alleyways or parked cars) and blindfolding, as Scorpio always loves mystery.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
Adventure is Sagittarius’ middle name, so of course they would expect no less in their fetishes. Sagittarians are the sign most likely to flash and engage in public sex for thrills, but they can also find thrills in the less revealing — sex board games, or even casual clothing like jeans and socks.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
Think of mountain tops and you’ll have a clue as to what gets Capricorn bucking like a wild goat. If it’s not high heels, older men or women, back-to-nature types, flannel, or boardroom sex that gets your Cap’s goat, then it’ll be sex on an actual mountain top … the higher, the better!
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
As the official sign of the coming age, Aquarius will fetishize anything that seems futuristic, progressive or risqué. They are typically fond of cyber/phone sex, group sex, sex toys, bad boy/girl types and dirty talk.
Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)
Pisces actually has some of the most noted fetishes — feet, toe-sucking and shoes, as this sign rules the feet. However, Pisceans are also in love with imagery, so we can count voyeurism and photo-play as one of their fetishes too.
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? DOES THIS HOLD TRUE?